You must be the only person in North America who doesn’t know what a blog is.

“I was reading this blog about…” he began.

“Wait. What?” I interrupted.

“Yeah, it was really interesting.”

“What was interesting? I don’t get it.”

“The blog. The content of which I have not yet told you about because you’ve already interrupted me twice.”

“Right. Totally valid. Except, what’s a blog?”