September 2015 archive

an anniversary

The reality–that her death was imminent, unyielding to the tonics and colonics and healers and herbs, that turned her shit tarry and black, that made her vomit everything she consumed–took shape in my body, growing and multiplying, like a cancer slowly taking over every cell of my insides. It was physical, my pain. A churning in my belly. A small seed that grew and took form and had to be birthed or otherwise disposed of. But, it stayed. It stays still. Dormant, retreated, hibernating through winter. I feel this tiny beast in my throat, in my chest, behind my eyes, under my breath, in my balled up fists–veiled but not gone.

The thing about your mom dying when you’re 24, and getting sick when you’re 17, is that you miss out on that adult relationship that happens later in life. I’m not complaining, I got a lot more years than some people get with their parents.

But, I know so little about her life–who she was before joining a cult and having four kids. I know so little about my own childhood or her choices as a mother–how long did she breastfeed, how old was she when she first had sex? These conversations were just beginning when we started noticing troubling signs in her short-term memory and daily habits. It didn’t take long for all conversations about the past or the future to cease. Every day was just about getting through that moment, that hour. We reminisced a bit and read the newspaper to stay up on current events but she couldn’t hold on to much and she would become confused and embarrassed quickly.

My mother was an elegant lady. Elegant and refined and brilliant. Not traits you would typically expect from a cult-follower. You envision women who follow their male gurus without question–into illegal activity, into immoral actions, into a life of pain and confinement and hate–to be astonishingly simple and broken. Women who are looking to fill hollow, emptied out spaces in their bodies with the weight of pain and suffering–women who are consumed by trauma, looking to forget or run from something more awful than the reality they so willingly sign on to. Or else, women who are just too naive, too juvenile and too feeble to realize before it’s too late.

My mother was none of those things. She was a college-educated woman. She was studying Neuroscience before leaving to join a commune. She opened a women’s health clinic in Vancouver, followed the Beatles through Europe, lived for two years in India. She modeled in New York City and had dozens of close friends. She kept in touch with her family, traveled as much as she could and made an effort to look put together every single day. I can still hear the cla-clink, cla-clink of her heels on our wooden floors as she rushed to grab the phone. She read–early in the morning and late into the night–with a voracity and focus I have yet to see replicated. She was smart. Whip-smart. And yet…so confused and so lost and so misguided. Even before her disease took over.

“They’re after me,” she said one morning. I was home from college for the summer and spending most days with her.

“Who? Who’s after you, mom?” I asked.

“Them. They’re after my jewels. They’re taking everything. They’re not good people.”

At the time, I assumed her paranoia was just another aspect of her dementia. One more exciting side-effect of losing your mind. And it was, for the most part. But as it turned out (I discovered years later during an ebay search) they had ransacked her room. Taken her jewelry–giant amber beads from India, my great-grandmother’s delicate pearl necklace–and pawned what they could. When I confronted my father (who returned both aforementioned necklaces–but sold who knows what before I found out) he said it was to cover the cost of her living there. Which was confusing considering they had happily accepted my mother’s inheritance (which my grandmother gave up prior to her passing because we had no money and no options, my sister and I, so we went to her family looking for help) as payment for “housing” and “caretaking” despite the fact that she had been a productive–some might argue, the most productive– member of the community for 25 years and had never previously been asked to pay for room and board. And, didn’t that cover the cost? Then he said it was just so he could assess the “street” value of the jewelry but he had always intended to return the goods.

My sister handled the finances. I helped, but she was organized and efficient and incredible with the details. We were disgusted to be paying the community for what we felt she had earned after 25 years of service, of servitude. But, we had no other options at the time. Until we were so sickened with her care, or lack thereof, that we moved her into a home with a specialized (and locked) memory care unit. $5,595 a month. Her entire inheritance (minus the cost of her funeral) was gone by the time she was in the ground.

“He’s not a good man,” she’d finally said toward the end. Just before she lost all speech.

“No, mom. He’s not,” I’d acknowledged with such immense sadness and regret. Part of me wanted to lie and convince her that she hadn’t wasted her life following a man who couldn’t even be bothered to say a final goodbye when she was on her deathbed. I wanted to tell her her choices hadn’t all been misguided, that she had found meaning and beauty in her life.

But, all I could think about were the bruises on her wrists when I had come home from school one day, the red streaks on her jawbone after a misunderstanding with one of the other women, the fists pounding on her back as I screamed, “Please don’t kill my mom! Please!’ I remembered hiding behind locked doors, with pounding on the other end, the blacked out windows, and crouching under tables hiding from the cops who’d been called for the umpteenth time by the neighbors–which, it should be noted were half a mile away, but could still hear the screaming. I remembered running for the woods, memorizing escape routes, lessons in suicide, rantings of World War III. All I could see was years and years of of her wilting posture, hearing the screams and the “bitch, bitch, bitch” mantra of my dad’s diatribes. And I thought, this is good. It’s good that your illness has brought upon something real. Something true amidst all the make-believe. He was not good to you. He was not good to me. He was good to no one but himself.

And yet. Through it all. She was the most congenial person you’ve ever met. A ray of light through the blackest of nights. A positive presence even in the absence of hope. She was a problem-solver, a negotiator, a wily little thing who could get absolutely anyone to do absolutely anything. She had star quality. People wanted to be around her. She emitted confidence and tenacity. And, that smile. It could light up a room.

As my sister and I sang her Silent Night, she smiled up at us–as if to say, “I’m okay. I love you. Live and love and be happy.”–her eyes fluttered, half closed, face upturned, one hand in each of ours. She took her last labored breath. Exhaled, and died. Ten years ago.

I miss you every day, mom.

diamonds are a girl’s best friend

Here’s why I think rich people are better off… It’s not the designer clothing or high-end furniture, the custom makeup or tailored clothing, not even the personal trainers or vacation homes.

It’s being able to pay for things that make you feel better.

Simple as that.

I don’t mean, things that simply make you feel happier–because lord knows that is ever-changing and fleeting. Not a new pair of shoes or the clutch you’ve been coveting. Not a manicure or a trip to the Bahamas. Things that literally make you feel better. Things that keep you healthy in your physical being.

Seems obvious, right? But, it’s a luxury a lot of us can’t afford.

I know that massage makes my back feel much improved. But, I’m lucky if I can afford one every few months–let alone find the time to go. I know that acupuncture and a more specialized physical therapy (the kind that doesn’t typically accept insurance) is what I need. But, I can’t shell out $150 per visit. Every time my doctor recommends some new and incredible intervention I sort of roll my eyes and stare, unblinking at the wall. Yes, please, tell me all about the recommendation that I cannot take advantage of. Aquatic physical therapy? Sounds awesome. Myofascial release for pain? Sign me up. Rolfing? Sounds like barfing but if it will help then, heck yeah!

These treatments are not things you find in typical, “we accept any insurance” facilities. Hey, I’m lucky to have insurance, I recognize that. I mean, it’s disgusting for that to be true in a first world country (and we are making some great headway on this front) but here I am still not getting the care I need to feel better. Hell, just to be out of pain for one tiny millisecond.

And so, rich people are better off. If for no other reason than the fact that they can pay for the things that will help them feel good in their bodies (and, let’s not rule out the importance of a healthy mind–psychiatrists, another benefit of having a disposable income).

Thus concludes my clear envy of the upper caste.

parenting

I made dinner twice this week and felt like a total badass. It’s easier right now since I only work until 5:00 — then I pick my kid up from daycare and it takes us at least an hour to get home because we HAVE to stop by the playground and go on the RED swing and we ABSOLUTELY MUST smell every flower and jump in every puddle on the walk home — I’m not sure how we’ll eat once my schedule shifts to a 7:00 end time. Yikes.

Anyhow, yes, parenthood is a swift kick in the ego. And the stomach-hips-ass area, am I right?! I’m going to try and get to the gym more than, never, starting next week when I decrease to 3 days/week.

I used to be so judgmental of parents who had nannies especially when they were home for some of the time. Now, I’m like, hell yeah. Sign me up. Otherwise it’s constant multi-tasking and constantly dividing your attention and half-assing everything and feeling guilty because the house is a mess, or feeling guilty because you’re not giving your kid enough attention. And, oy. It’s just a lot of guilt.

I really do love it. And, it’s getting easier by the day, thank gods. But, let’s just acknowledge that parenting is not easy if you’re doing it right.

pretend

OK, here’s the thing about why being an actor is do damn appealing. You get to try out being all these different people — a teacher one day, a ballerina the next. You can be a bitch, a fool, a comic genius, a jealous spouse, an angry teenager, a brilliant surgeon…You get to experiment with a smorgasbord of personalities, and professions, and relationships.

It’s thrilling.

You don’t choose just one look, just one job or just one partner. You switch it up every day. It’s like multiple personality disorder without the social stigma.

It sounds wonderful, doesn’t it? No daily routine, no singular identity. It’s not that I’m unhappy in my existence. It’s just that I think it would be so fun to experience a life outside my own. To live, briefly in someone else’s world. Where every choice — from the clothes I wear to the people I love and the place I live — is made by someone else, some other version of me.

the joys of parenthood

Our apartment is wonderful. It is practically perfect. Sure, I could do without the two flights of stairs and I would KILL for some outdoor space. But, come on, it’s New York City. That’s how it goes.

The thing that is a real bummer. And, one that I think I’m justified in bringing up here, is the fact that we stare straight into our neighbors’ house from a distance of about five feet. Some architect had the brilliant idea to extract a few square feet of brick in between adjoining duplexes in order to provide more natural light. Now, this is wonderful in theory, don’t get me wrong. We get bright beams streaming through our kitchen glasses on the sun’s rise to noon. An eastern-facing apartment is a thing of beauty in Brooklyn.

However, an eastern-facing apartment with a large kitchen window that looks directly into our neighbors western-facing kitchen window is awkward at best.

Why haven’t we put up blinds? Well, it’s become somewhat of a stand-off. You want privacy? You pay for curtains. They’re giant panes and they didn’t come equipped with pre-installed blinds like the rest of our windows.

The problem isn’t that we see straight into their world and vice versa — though that is, admittedly, regrettable. The problem is that their lives are too dissimilar from ours for it to be ignorable. They are four, twenty-something women living the single life in New York City. If they were just, you know, another Park Slope family of three making dinner and listening to Raffi while ignoring their mirror images, it would be fine.

I’ve gotten amazingly good at not looking up, just pretending they’re not there. I can stand at my sink and wash an entire basin of dishes without even batting an eye when I hear their girly screeching from a few feet away. I couldn’t describe what these women look like if I had to. If the police came knocking on my door requesting a missing persons sketch I would literally have nothing to offer. “There’s, like, maybe four of them, I think.” How awkward would that conversation be? “Ma’am, your window stares straight into their apartment. You’re telling me you have no idea what they look like? You can’t possibly be serious.” And, I’d be all up on my high horse like, “Hey, man, it’s New York. This is how we live. I don’t get into their business, and they don’t get into mine.” Anyway, I don’t think there is such a thing as a missing persons sketch. At least not for middle-class women living in the city. I’m sure their images are all over the internets. But, you know, if there was…

So, anyway. I had a story I was trying to tell. It required this preamble but perhaps could have done without the whole police-knocking-on-my-door tangent. Anyhow, here we are. So, my kid is in her high chair eating her dinner. And it takes her forever to eat. So, I’ve already finished and I’m at the window, washing dishes. Staring down, into my steely sink when I hear her say, “Mama, you wanna take a bath with me?” And I think, ugh, it is so much more difficult to bathe with her than to just plop her in, real quick-like, and be done with the whole ordeal. Bedtime is already running late, we stayed on those damn swings too long (as usual) and now everything is about twenty minutes behind where I’d like them to be. And then I think, what is wrong with me? Yes, of course you should take a bath with your two-year-old. She is asking you to and there will not be many of these days left. They will pass quickly and without notice. One day very soon she will be a surly teenager screaming that I’ve once again used her special shampoo and when will we get a second bathroom because, uhhhhhggg, life is so hard!!

“Yes,” I quip. “Of course I will bathe with you, honey” As I push the image of her hating me (though, of course it is inevitable) out of my head.

To which she replies, in her most emphatic voice. Voice really being an understatement here. For whatever reason, she decides that these next words should be shouted. Screamed at the top of her lungs for all, near and far, to hear: “Mama, you have a VAGINA?!”

“Yes, sweetheart. That’s right,” I say calmly without looking up, without even turning around. We talk about parts. All our parts. It’s no big deal. I mean, I could do without the snickering of twenty-somethings from across the way but, whatever.

“You got a vagina just like meee?”

“Mmm hmm.”

“And, papa got a PENIS, right?! And, me and you we got VAGINAS?” Her inflection on questions is like an exaggerated slide whistle on it’s way up.

“Yep, that’s it. That’s how it goes,” I say, turning around to look at her like it’s just a regular conversation. Which it is. It just happens to be in front of an audience.

“Except you got a HAIRY vagina and mine’s NOT hairy, riiiiiiiiiiiiight?” she asks, holding onto the last word like a multi-syllabic lyric.

“That is true,” I say, whirling around and swooping her up out of her chair, escorting us both out of the kitchen and into the solitude of our bathroom. Where we can pick up this scintillating dialogue about our genitalia without our poor, horrified and most likely very traumatized neighbors listening in.

fall

The muddled sound of bells clanging. What a deep and mournful echo. Why do I want to cry every time I hear a church bell in the distance? Today is the first day of fall. Not by any calendar’s notation. But, I can feel it. Closed toed shoes and thick jeans are on the horizon. Shiver bumps on my arms from the breeze mingling with the misty air, a sensation I haven’t had in months. A hot pot of coffee, brewing slowly on my counter. I’ll drink mug after mug and still feel morose. Jets hidden behind a blanket of grey clouds, concealed but still audible. Like some banshee wailing, unseen, bringing an omen of death. It’s sweater weather, I can taste the September apples, the rich meat of butternut squash and cinnamon. The trees are already toying with the idea of transformation and rebirth. Like a tiny reflection of sunlight at the tip of their leaves, orange and yellow, ombré hued tentacles beginning to droop and huddle in groups. The ground has that spongey quality, the air is rich with the sour smell of decomposing plant matter. Before I’m ready it will be dark by five and when I look out my window I won’t see green but rather the faces of my forlorn neighbors staring back at me, searching too for that elusive streak of red from our cardinal friend. Straining to hear the mockingbird, whose songs kept us awake, cursing, through hot, sticky nights. Where have they gone? we will wonder. Why are the leaves falling? my daughter will ask. Because, my love, nothing is permanent.

toddlerdom

Living with a toddler is what I imagine it must be like living with extreme, untreated bipolar disorder.

One minute you’re riding high and life is good and nothing can stop you. We are SUPER parents! We have everything we need and she’s in a great mood and we’ve planned a fabulous outing and it’s going to be the BEST DAY EVER. Life with a little one is great, you think. We are so lucky.

And then, in an instant, you are at your lowest. You are attempting to hold back a volcano of frustration and your eyes are wide with anger and everything is ruined and why did you even think that your day was going to be great when everything always turns to shit? She’s a mess, everyone’s looking, you should have this under control but you have LOST ALL POWER. And, there is no light at the end of the tunnel. Clearly, you’re the worst parent ever and your kid is the biggest shit of all times.

And then, she turns it around. All of a sudden she’s listening to your words, respecting your authority. She’s adhering to boundaries and respecting the limits you’ve set. All is right in the world. Up is up and down is down. Obviously. Why did it seem like up was down a minute ago? And, why were we so overwhelmed? She always gets it together in the end. We can do anything. Go anywhere. We’ve got this. We are, like, parenting rockstars. She’s the best kid in the world!

You know what I mean?

It’s insane.

And it’s all of these, “How do we let ourselves get so frustrated with her when most of the time she is so damn perfect?” conversations where you beat yourself up for being human. But then also, some of the “Wait, are we totally indulgent? Should we be more strict? How do we impose time-outs in public?” discussions. And, this constant negotiating of social norms and expectations and the desire to raise an empathetic and considerate human who thinks about how her actions effect the people around her. With also wanting to raise a strong and empowered woman who is not constantly apologizing to the world around her and who is not afraid to push boundaries and ask questions and explore and be herself.

And then there is the tricky business of navigating the moments when your instincts differ from your partners (if you are co-parenting with someone). “I would have just ignored that behavior,” I say. “Who cares if she pulls out all her dress-up clothes as long as we ensure she puts them all back? But, now we have to see this power struggle through and be consistent with what you just said. So, this oughta be fun.” Which is not to say that I don’t look back on my own actions sometimes and think, shit, I really wish I hadn’t just said ‘no’ or set that boundary. It just makes my life harder and it isn’t actually something that I care about on a long-term level.

But, that’s the fun of being human. We aren’t robots raising children. We’re complicated beings, prone to mistakes. We are inconsistent animals with fluctuating emotions. We have highs and lows too. Good days at work and terrible ones. Aching bodies that scream at us and make us feel grumpy. We forget to eat and get short-tempered. We try to do more than we can handle. We set our expectations too high or too low. We don’t get enough sleep and feel like zombies. We don’t communicate well and get confused. Life, you know?

Regarding the questioning of our parenting choices — I hate this trend of women out there who are always focusing on their mistakes and on their guilt. Stop hating on yourself. Stop questioning every choice. You are kicking so much ass. There is a lot of self-congratulating in my world. It isn’t all self-doubt and regret. “Bravo”, I tell myself. “Ignoring that was the way to go!” and “Excellent choice on the calm conversation down at eye level,” I say to myself. “Woohoo, that timeout went smoothly and was definitely justified given the offense,” I think. I am actually pretty damn confident in how I am raising my kid. Mostly because she is really cool. And, really funny. And, a lot of her acting out is just normal, developmental stuff. Phases that will pass. The good and the bad.

A lot of parenting is just about letting go and creating an environment in which your kid feels safe to be themselves — and to figure out who that is. We do so many things that are fun and that are silly and that are educational too. But, we also give her space to be independent and  expect her to find ways to entertain herself. We fill her days with love and affection but listen when she is setting boundaries. We try to model the behavior we expect from her: we try to be kind and honest, communicative and clear, creative and fun, easygoing but organized, you get the point. We love her completely and fully. We do our best. But  And, we are human.

olfactory receptors pt.2

I was walking by an empty, overgrown lot the other day and got a whiff of cedar. It was remarkable. I closed my eyes and I was back in California. I was walking the shadowy Independence trail, ducking under branches, sliding, ever-so-carefully down the empty creek bed, hopping across the teetering, wooden foot bridge, dipping my feet in the freezing pool at the end of the trail — filled with mating newts, twirling and spinning and fucking in groups — and plopping myself onto a hot rock.

There is nothing better than that smell. Add a cloud of freshly kicked up red dust, crushed pine cones, manzanita branches and wild blackberries and you’re in the Sierra Nevadas of Northern California.

I have so many memories attached to smells. Tomato leaves, wilted from the sun, dampened dust after rain, freshly mowed grass and trampled mint. Each season has its own particular scent. Each occasion its own distinct blend.

musical indoctrination

At dinner last night my daughter requested “Harry” which meant that she wanted to listen to Harry Nilsson. Of course I obliged —  he is, after all, one of my all-time favorite musicians. She recognized “Me and my Arrow” as being from The Point. She got particularly excited during the “Coconut” song, “That’s a funny song, Mama,” she kept saying. And, lost interest by “Without Her.” Which, I can’t blame her for. You really can’t dance to that one.

She then requested, “the corn song” which is code for Arthur Russel’s “Close My Eyes.” We listened to that song and a few others off the same record. We then moved on to Tusk, one of my favorite (underrated) Fleetwood Mac albums. Which, she adored. “Who’s this, Mama?” she kept asking.

“It’s Fleetwood Mac. Stevie Nicks is singing. She’s a really good singer, huh?”

“Mmm hmmm. Yep,” she’d say while vigorously shaking her head.

As a kid, I had zero exposure to my parents musical preferences, and no musical education. My life and the adults lives were kept totally separate. Separate bedrooms, separate dining rooms, separate kitchen areas. Separate worlds.

My dad fancied himself a humble and humorous person. And with those false conceptions of self, asked for a Birthday Roast for his 50th. I was nine years old. I didn’t hate him yet. I feared him. And, I didn’t understand him. But, I still craved his attention and love.

My sister and I decided to put together a little play for the party. Our “roast” of sorts. We came up with this skit in which we dressed up like flies and flew around touching things and making them “dirty, tainted, unclean, poison!”

“HP, HP!” we shouted. “Someone get the hydrogen peroxide and clean this! My daughter has touched it and now it is unclean!” we screamed in unison, flapping our arms wearing huge grins.

We thought it was hilarious. We didn’t quite understand the depths of just how twisted the whole thing was. His friends, community members, sat wide-eyed, jaws slackened. They could not believe what we were doing. Perhaps they were surprised and embarrassed that we had noticed how they treated us. Perhaps it highlighted for them just how messed up the dynamic between kids and adults was. Or, perhaps they were just struck by how sad it all seemed.

My kid got too close to my food, so now I can’t eat it. My child touched my hand so now I must wash it. My son sat in my chair and now it must be cleansed. My daughter entered the dining room, the door knob must be disinfected. My children dared pass the “invisible line” into the kitchen. They must be punished.

It took me years and years and years to feel comfortable going into anyone’s kitchen. And, when I did, I would wash my hands profusely before touching anything. I would get permission before opening the fridge or rummaging for a glass in the cabinet. I would linger, just at the edge of the kitchen and innocently ask for things. Like a wounded pet, begging for sustenance.

My mother’s hands were always red and rough. The skin on her knuckles would flake and peel and she had permanent callouses partly from the housework, but, mostly from how frequently she washed her hands.

We kept a bottle of hydrogen peroxide at the sink to spray on our bare hands every time we washed them. Dishes had to be separated by “mouth” and “stove” so that pots and pans were washed separately from things that had touched the human mouth. There were two separate dirty dish counters. One for kids and one for adults. Dishes had to be cleaned three times. Once, scrubbed in burning hot water and soap. Twice dipped in a bleach and hot water solution. And, thrice, run through the dishwasher on the longest and hottest setting.

Lettuce was triple-washed. Vegetables were grown only in our garden. No meat. No dairy. No processed goods. We baked our own bread. We ground our own flour. We soaked and cooked our own beans. This didn’t last forever. But, it was a long time before they started feeding the kids “typical” kid meals like lasagna and grilled cheese. The adults kept to a strict diet regimen. I was about seven years old, at a friends’ house for a playdate, when she opened a can of refried beans. She scooped the contents into a pot and heated it over the stove and I gagged at the stench. I thought she was playing a practical joke on me. Get the commune girl to eat cat food, that’ll be hilarious.

It wasn’t just food. It was exposure to anything outside of our 10-acre radius.

My dad was convinced that if you left the compound for any amount of time, particularly if you left unattended — without your designated buddy, who could vouch for your whereabouts and actions — you would most certainly return with AIDS.

He was sure of it.

You would contract AIDS and die of AIDS but not before infecting everyone else first.

Travel had to be authorized through him, activities required pre-approval, no adults were to leave alone (with or without kids) and anyone in his inner circle was not allowed to leave town for any period of time. Not for a dying father, the birth of a niece, a brother’s wedding, nothing. No exceptions. Or, you were out.

There were months, years even, where he was more lenient on these terms. He would concede some ground but then tightly pull in the reigns the next minute. There was no consistency from one year to the next. And, the women just had to keep figuring it out. Often through one of them making a mistake and shouldering the consequences.

I wonder how my life might have been different if I’d been allowed to go on some of the auditions I’d scored in Los Angeles or the family vacations with friends. If I’d been exposed to the outside world earlier and more fully.

Well, I wasn’t. But, I had my dream. My vision of life in New York. And, it got me through. Through elementary school, through the hellfire that was middle school. Through high school and into college. Beyond my mother’s illness and my own physical struggles. And, here I am.

Living my dream.

on growing up

This is going to sound ridiculous, but a few years back when I bought my beautiful bike, Dot, I became obsessed with getting a matching brown leather backpack. I envisioned riding around on my gorgeous cream colored bike — with brown handlebars and a brown leather seat — wearing a matching backpack in which I would carry my odds and ends.

Back when I was looking, backpacks really weren’t back in vogue yet. Now, it seems as though the 90’s have returned with a bang. And, with that era comes the small, girly backpacks of Friends and Felicity fame. I have been seeing them everywhere. Particularly on the younger generation. So, I’m having a bit of a dilemma. Do I get a backpack? Do I join the masses? Am I too old for this fad? I really wish I had gotten one years back so I could feel, you know, validated by being ahead of the trend.

Now, it just feels like I’m following a trend. I hate that. I don’t know why. Who cares? In fact, shouldn’t it be a source of great pride? Especially considering my yearning to fit in for all those years? I can’t quite explain it. But, all I know is that I have an intense desire to go against the norm.

This is all coming up because I just walked by my dream backpack. It was in the window of what I like to call a, triple-digit-boutique. You know, the stores you don’t even think about entering, because there are no price tags in the single or double digits.

But, it’s beautiful. It’s a medium brown leather, it’s the perfect size, it has these really cool closures made entirely of slightly darker stained leather pieces. It’s art. Perhaps that’s how I could justify its purchase? As a piece of artwork that I can enjoy and pass down to my offspring? Agh. Even I can’t swallow that. But, it’s so pretty!

When I was a kid, I had my own sense of style. A style which generated the argyle sock incident of 93′. “Are you wearing your grandpa’s socks?!” Rachel had asked me and then burst into laughter. I was wearing knee-high blue and yellow socks that I thought were the coolest. Then there was the rumor in 6th grade that all my clothes came from the thrift store (gasp!) which, as it turned out, was mostly true. That was before thrifting was hip. In 95′ I was the “dyke” at my high school both because I had a proclivity toward boys and girls and because (mostly because, in fact) I had short hair. In a school of 3,000 I was the only person who both identified as female and also had short hair. It was a dark time in my small town. And, it was pre-Halle Berry looking all shorn and gorgeous.

I look around and see stylish people, lots of them in fact, because I live in New York City. And, I love the way they look. The seemingly effortless flawlessness. The aura of confidence and cool. The way their shoes are the perfect match for their shorts, which cling in all the right ways. And, their shirts are spotless and pressed and their necklaces hang just so. And their hair? Well, it’s just a different universe on top of those heads. Filled with curling irons and hairsprays, gels and products of all varieties.

So many beautiful people. It’s great, honestly. Makes for wonderful people-watching. But, I also can’t help but sort of look down at my dingy, coffee-stained blouse, my gap shorts and my Park Slope mom shoes and think, who is this person? How does my style reflect who I am? When you’re young you have the luxury of wearing your personality on your outsides. Then, you get a job and you have to start conforming to certain standards and dress codes (depending on the job, I suppose). It’s so limiting. Because, the truth is, if you work five days a week (or more) then you’re mostly wearing work clothes. And, if you’re mostly wearing work clothes then you’re mostly buying them. Then, before you know it, you dress that way on your days off too. Because, what if you run into the super conservative parent of the child in your class whilst wearing your shortest, tattered jeans and a tiny tank top with no bra?

This is how it happened. Slowly. It crept through my wardrobe one item at a time. I bought one pair of gap shorts then four more. A simple gingham top and then a denim one and then that was all I had. Then, I needed comfortable shoes because…I’m on my feet all day and I have back issues. I had a baby and grew two sizes so tons of things just got tossed out (never to be seen or heard from again — the clothes or the previous dress size) and it continued on down the line. I never go out, this dress will probably never fit again, it’s ripped anyhow, and on and on.

Sometimes I think about dying my hair or shaving half my head and I know it would shift peoples’ perception of me. Some would think I was way cooler. Some wouldn’t hardly notice. A few would be offended and some might even have the audacity to complain. My first job working as a teacher’s assistant up in Yonkers in 2001 was a disaster due to my fashion choices. I worked for half a day before being pulled aside by my supervisor who told me the principal was concerned about my appearance and that, unless I took my septum ring out, I would not be allowed to continue working there.

I refused. And, got fired. But, that was fourteen years ago. Before I needed to make rent and buy diapers.

Now, I drool over beautiful, too-expensive backpacks and worry I’m too old to pull things off. I stare longingly at hip-punk girls with bleached hair and tattoos. And, I wonder things like: Does the way we look determine who we are? Or, does who we are determine the way we look? At the very least, the way we look determines how we are perceived. And, then I think about choices. The choice to live in a diverse and welcoming city. The choice to have a career that is still quite socially conservative. And, how sometimes you compromise on one thing you love to get a thing you love more.

And, then I think, relax, it’s just clothes.