Posts Tagged ‘commune’

first date // past

“Where are we going?” I asked, trying not to sound too eager.

“It’s a surprise,” he said in that growly sexy voice. He was 18 and out of high school, I was 16 and in the thick of teenage drama with its extreme highs and gut-wrenching lows–up for anything, experimental, reckless and naive.

At a party, his hand had brushed up against mine when reaching for his beer. It was as if time had stood still. I closed my eyes and everything went in slow motion. The long stroke of his dark finger across the back of my wrist, the way his head cocked, his eyes meeting mine just for a moment.

We’d only ever hung out in groups. We’d stare at each other from across the room–his gaze intense with those dark, sunken eyes. Then he’d look away, engaged in conversation, sipping a beer, nodding in agreement. His dark jeans and motorcycle boots, that simple white shirt with the black leather jacket hanging loosely off his muscular arms. The thighs of his pants greasy from working on his bike, his jacket dusty from walking the trails. His clothes smelled like 40 ounces of Olde English. His breath, a pack of unfiltered Lucky Strikes.

The inside of his car filled my nostrils–musty, sweaty, the smell of a man, I thought. “How much farther?” I asked innocently. We were screeching down the windy back roads of McCourtney. I knew this road well–my parents lived way down at the end–past where anyone had ever been. Except Adam. Who also lived past the point where any towny would go. We were boondock folks. The real rural. I felt safe knowing exactly where we were. Next, we’d pass the animal shelter, then the horse ranch. Then, we’d make our way up to the highest point of the mountain–the dump on our left and the most magnificent sunsets to our right.

The road was pitch black at the darkest hour of the night. It was treacherous even in the brightest part of the afternoon on account of the truckers illegally driving these back roads to avoid tolls–big pickups with trash spewing out from under their loose-fitting tarps. Deer, rabbits, snakes, critters of all sort roamed these woods and were known for darting out into the gray abyss of pavement just as cars were coming round one of the many bends in the road.

Tonight there was a full moon and a mountain lion warning (there was was always a mountain lion warning.) “What are you doing?” I screeched with excitement and fear.

“It’s fine. I can see everything” he said, as his rough hand touched my bare knee. I felt warm between my legs. “The moon is light enough,” he assured me as my eyes adjusted to where the beam of his lights had been. We turned off to the left. Where exactly had we turned? My eyes hadn’t quite acclimated and I’d somehow missed the placement of the road we’d gone down. Had we passed the dump? Had we passed the ranch?

“I’ve never been down here,” I said, searching the trees for something familiar. It was a dirt road, narrow and completely isolated–not one house, not a single driveway, just a road that kept ascending. The trees were thick, we couldn’t see anything but the glint of moonlight off the rocks just ahead of us.

“I thought I’d show you something new,” he said. He looked at me, a crooked half-smile, “Are you scared?”

“No,” I lied, feeling my knees shaking. I let my arm hang out the open window. The cool air whistled around my fingertips, my palm stretched out like a bat soaring through the dark night. The sound of the tires kicking up rocks against the tinny underbelly of his car, the dusty smell mixing with all of his smells and the pine needles and the spring flowers–my head was filled and confused, drunk on olfactory input.

“You..” I started, sounding drunk and confused, “…smell good,” I finished. He smiled and sort of looked down at the steering wheel.

“You’re a weird kid, you know that?”

“Yeah,” I answered. “I’ve been told.” I tilted my head to the right, my ear filled with wind and my hair flapped against my bare shoulder.

“You cold?” he asked.

“Um, a little. Yeah,” I admitted, rubbing the goosebumps on my arms.

“Hang on,” he said as he guided my hand to the steering wheel, “hold this for a sec.”

“Adam, I can’t!” I screamed. “I don’t have a license…and, I can’t see anything!” He laughed. I’d never heard his laugh before. It was real. It was big and low and genuine. The kind of laugh that makes everyone around you giggle. And, so I did.

He yanked his jacket sleeves off each arm, leaned over and put it around my shoulders. “Kinda cheesy, don’t you think?” I asked. “I mean, the whole, ‘give a girl your coat’ thing. It’s very John Hughes of you.” We’d bonded over our love of eighties movies, Portishead and our parallel upbringing.

“Yeah, well, sometimes a girl just needs your jacket.” He looked at me through those heavy lids. His eyes a deep brown, his thick black rockabilly hair wind-blown and askew. He’d grown up on a commune too. He was the first kid I’d met who was like me–weird and too grown for his age–reflective, sensitive and unable to fit in anywhere.

“This is it,” he said. There were two other parked cars. He brought me to a lookout? I thought.

“It’s a little ways from here.”

“This isn’t really my thing. Where are we?” I asked anxiously.

“Come on, I’ll show you,” he whispered.

We walked, and tripped, up a rocky path for what felt like miles into a clearing. I could make out a structure–a stone building, a rounded arena or stage or…I couldn’t quite make it out. It was falling apart, there were huge chunks of rock everywhere. As we got closer I could see melted wax on some of the outer walls, red and black graffiti and movement inside.

“I don’t like it here. I don’t like it here at all, Adam. Let’s go.” I said turning fast, catching my bare leg on a blackberry bramble. I pulled at the long vine, scraping the thorns all the way down my calf.

“Hey, wait a minute..” I heard him yell.

I did my best to retrace the path we’d climbed–losing my footing every now and again. He caught up, started to say something and stopped short.

We walked in silence.

“What was that?” I asked, slamming the car door.

“I don’t know it’s just kind of a hangout. People go there to drink and chill. There’s all these weird, creepy stories about like seances and devil worshippers who like, do their magic up there or whatever. But, it’s just kids trying to freak you out.”

“It gave me the heebie jeebies and it’s weird and freaky,” I said breathlessly. I could feel the droplets of blood on my calf. I better not have stepped in poison oak, I thought. “And, keep your fucking lights on. I’m not trying to die tonight.”

He shifted nervously in his seat, gripped the steering wheel too tight and cleared his throat, “I thought you’d be into it. There’s a really great view up there. And, it’s spooky but in a cool way.”

“I get it, I’m not pissed. I just felt weird up there, that’s all. Thanks for taking off with me.”

The sound of the wind took on a different tone in the quiet of his car–eerie, cold, lonely. Adam seemed to be breathing his cigarettes, not so much smoking them. His inhalations were deep, reflective almost, and he didn’t bother to blow the smoke out so much as simply exhale it naturally.

Adam turned onto the long, dirt road. “I can walk from here,” I said.

“It’s far, it’s dark out, let me drive you.”

“No, really it’s cool,” I countered, in need of the fresh air and the moonlight and the stars and the solitary walk. He leaned over to kiss me–I let him. His breath was hot and smoky and he pushed his tongue too far down my throat. I pulled back, attempted a half-smile and said goodnight.

I stood still, in the light of the moon, at the end of my road and watched him reverse his car back onto pavement. Dust rose up where his wheels had momentarily spun out on the gravel. I watched as the red of his tail lights faded behind the second hill of our shared road.

don’t forget the rice crispy treats

My mom was not talented in the culinary arts. It’s a miracle I can boil water, really. Aside from her being a terrible chef, my father refused to cook and I wasn’t allowed in the kitchen to do any experimenting on my own.

There were three staple items my mom could get on the table if push came to shove: grilled cheese sandwiches with canned tomato soup; scrambled eggs with cream cheese; mashed potato pancakes with melted parmesan. The cheese theme is clear, right? I’m starting to see where my dairy obsession comes from. The sandwich was always burnt, always. The sound of her running a butter knife over the crispy bits and the ping of the charred toast hitting the tin sink, along with that acidic, dark musty smell of burnt bread and butter on the cast iron pan–smells like home. She would make the tomato soup with milk and it would get that skin on top–you know the way that happens when you overheat milk or let it sit too long? The potato pancakes were her leftover creation. We always had steamed veggies and baked potatoes in the fridge. So, she’d cut up the veggies, mash the potatoes and grate some cheese over the flattened balls, throw them in the oven and it was heavenly. My brothers would smother them in ketchup but I liked them plain or with a little sour cream.

Yes, we ate very well in our household.

For a while I was trying to eat gluten-free, upon my doctor’s recommendation (I will never do that again–I was absolutely miserable for a month) and in an effort to make myself some gluten and sugar-free desserts I experimented with rice crispies (or, rather the health food version of those). Which I don’t recommend.

Anyhow, I tried adding peanut butter and unsweetened chocolate and honey and coconut oil and all sorts of shit. And, really all I wanted was rice crispy treats. Nothing compares, let’s be honest.

Turns out they are the most ridiculously simple dessert to make. Like, hilariously easy. How had I forgotten the 3 steps? Melt butter and marshies in pot, pour cereal in, empty pot onto greased pan. Voila! A miracle dessert. Really, I’ll be making these every week from now on.

Rice crispy treats were the one thing my mom could “bake.” Every bakesale, every holiday event, anytime there was a mandatory contribution in school or at a sporting event, or for the community theater or my sister’s dance troupe, we brought rice crispy treats. Every. Single. Time.

It didn’t even occur to me that it might appear as some sort of cop out. Kind of a slap in the face to the moms who brought handmade, “chocolate, peanut butter, caramel crunch bars.” Or, that it might have been a source of embarrassment for my mother. A kind of admission of maternal failure to be unable to do the most basic of motherly duties: bake. Nowadays moms, dads, parentals, can show up to a bake sale and say, “I suck at baking. I’ll help with the cleanup.” And, I don’t think anyone would bat an eye. There might even be some sympathetic nods and confessions of having used the pre-boxed mix for brownies. But, back then and in our small little section of the world, it was not done. Every mom baked. Not every parent. Every mom. Oh yeah, it was nice and gendered back then. Who are we kidding? It mostly still is.

So, we made a lot of rice crispy treats. And, my mom showed up with our plastic-wrapped desserts and proudly placed them on the bake sale table, handing over our one aluminum pan to the downcast eyes of some volunteer, PTA, supermom. She’d give us a half-smile and place them amongst the m&m, chocolate chip cookies, and the perfect chocolate, pecan fudge squares, the beautiful coconut-cream layer cakes and vanilla cupcakes with rainbow sprinkles. They always looked so sad next to everything else. But, those suckers sold. I tell you what, we always went home with an empty pan–much to my chagrin.

And, every time my mom would look down proudly at that empty tin and say, “We did it.” As if she’d just discovered the Higgs boson.

I didn’t know that this could, or should, have been a source of embarrassment for me. In fact, it was one of the only things I felt confident my mother could actually participate in–like a normal mom. Her ability to show up every time with a handmade dessert, to participate, to contribute–that felt so normal to me. It made me feel like we were actually part of something. One of them. You know, one of the normals–not outsiders, for once. We’d all crowd into the minivan, screaming and pushing, calling dibs on the front seat and then fighting over it anyway and one of us would call out, “Mom, don’t forget the rice crispy treats!” and off we would ride. Believing that the minivan and the slogan t-shirts, the hand-me-down sneakers and thrifted jeans, and most importantly the rice crispy treats, were some symbol of normalcy. Believing that we might actually be fitting in.

alone not loneliness

I went from a commune–a house with anywhere from 20-25 people, where I shared a room with four girls–to a college dorm with a roommate and dozens of women close by, to roommates in a teensy city apartment, to living with my partner.

When my husband is out of town I don’t sleep. I don’t mean I have trouble sleeping, I mean I lose hours and hours of sleep.

On the first night we slept in our current apartment it became clear that we could hear everything from our downstairs neighbors. A cough, a sneeze, the telephone ringing. My husband very nearly cried. He was sure we would have to move immediately. I loved it. Noise. People sounds–all the time. It felt comforting. It felt like home.

The thing I love about New York is that you can feel like you’re in a giant community, surrounded by people–but, still be all alone. If I scream, I will be heard. If I’m in trouble, there will be help. But, I’m also anonymous and invisible. Alone with my thoughts, separate and individual.

The thing I was always so terrified of in the country was that sense of being all alone. Helpless and vulnerable. No one for miles. Just darkness and woods.

In the city, you almost never get that feeling. There is something so comforting about the 4am bar closing. It means people are out and about until the wee hours of the morning. You can ride the subway at 3am and it’s really not as sketchy as you might think. It’s still super crowded at midnight and even 1am can sometimes feel like rush hour heading into the city.

In 2005, we moved to Astoria, a crummy little apartment off of 30th avenue. We thought we were moving to this quaint little “suburb” borough of NYC but as it turns out, Astoria has it’s very own vibrant nightlife. It’s no East Village, in terms of ambience, but I might go so far as to say it’s more raucous and possibly more populated on any given warm, summer evening.

The sidewalk cafe’s turn into bars, the restuaruants all open their windows and spill onto the street–there is a legitimate and bourgeoning “Euro-scene” there. People come from Jersey, Connecticut, Philly and (gasp!) Manhattan even, to hang out in these places that feel a whole lot like the cafes of Europe. There really isn’t a Manhattan equivalent. All the restaurants are Greek or Italian, and let me tell you about the quality of seating you get if you speak neither Greek nor Italian. It’s a real bummer and the hosts have no problem being totally upfront about it. “You speak Greek? No? Okay. You wait.” The food is well worth the hour and a half delay. Especially since they bring trays of wine around to the dozens of loiterers waiting for tables. It’s a brilliant plan. You’ve already started on the wine, you’re tipsy by the time you sit down. You order way more than you can eat and, obviously, you have to have another carafe of the house white!

You can spot the regulars from a  block away. They walk, arm in arm, not a care in the world, strolling down the street. They breeze right in, kiss the waiters, grab glasses of wine, smile and are whisked off to their table. Eating at the Greek restaurants in Astoria is a little like showing up to a family reunion that isn’t your family. “Oops. I think perhaps my kin are in the hotel next door. But, what the hell. You’re food looks way better. I think I’ll stay.”

When we first moved to Park Slope I was actually kind of freaked out by the neighborhood. I mean, all those babies and dogs?! Well, actually that did kind of freak me out. But, really it was the dark, vacant streets. Seriously, this neighborhood is shut down by 9pm, even on a Saturday. And, unlike a lot of other parts of the city, the residential streets are really separate from the commercial zones so those sidewalks are particularly empty. It took me quite a few months to stop looking behind me every half a block, nervous I was being followed. Now, I laugh out loud thinking about my initial fear of this bourgeois hood.

I guess what I am trying to say is that the thing that a lot of people complain about–cramped living quarters, folks stacked on top of one another, busy streets, crowded sidewalks–those are the things that most endear New York to me. Those are the things that I would miss most. That feeling of closeness and family and belonging amongst strangers. The incredible ability to be both alone but never alone.

an anniversary

The reality–that her death was imminent, unyielding to the tonics and colonics and healers and herbs, that turned her shit tarry and black, that made her vomit everything she consumed–took shape in my body, growing and multiplying, like a cancer slowly taking over every cell of my insides. It was physical, my pain. A churning in my belly. A small seed that grew and took form and had to be birthed or otherwise disposed of. But, it stayed. It stays still. Dormant, retreated, hibernating through winter. I feel this tiny beast in my throat, in my chest, behind my eyes, under my breath, in my balled up fists–veiled but not gone.

The thing about your mom dying when you’re 24, and getting sick when you’re 17, is that you miss out on that adult relationship that happens later in life. I’m not complaining, I got a lot more years than some people get with their parents.

But, I know so little about her life–who she was before joining a cult and having four kids. I know so little about my own childhood or her choices as a mother–how long did she breastfeed, how old was she when she first had sex? These conversations were just beginning when we started noticing troubling signs in her short-term memory and daily habits. It didn’t take long for all conversations about the past or the future to cease. Every day was just about getting through that moment, that hour. We reminisced a bit and read the newspaper to stay up on current events but she couldn’t hold on to much and she would become confused and embarrassed quickly.

My mother was an elegant lady. Elegant and refined and brilliant. Not traits you would typically expect from a cult-follower. You envision women who follow their male gurus without question–into illegal activity, into immoral actions, into a life of pain and confinement and hate–to be astonishingly simple and broken. Women who are looking to fill hollow, emptied out spaces in their bodies with the weight of pain and suffering–women who are consumed by trauma, looking to forget or run from something more awful than the reality they so willingly sign on to. Or else, women who are just too naive, too juvenile and too feeble to realize before it’s too late.

My mother was none of those things. She was a college-educated woman. She was studying Neuroscience before leaving to join a commune. She opened a women’s health clinic in Vancouver, followed the Beatles through Europe, lived for two years in India. She modeled in New York City and had dozens of close friends. She kept in touch with her family, traveled as much as she could and made an effort to look put together every single day. I can still hear the cla-clink, cla-clink of her heels on our wooden floors as she rushed to grab the phone. She read–early in the morning and late into the night–with a voracity and focus I have yet to see replicated. She was smart. Whip-smart. And yet…so confused and so lost and so misguided. Even before her disease took over.

“They’re after me,” she said one morning. I was home from college for the summer and spending most days with her.

“Who? Who’s after you, mom?” I asked.

“Them. They’re after my jewels. They’re taking everything. They’re not good people.”

At the time, I assumed her paranoia was just another aspect of her dementia. One more exciting side-effect of losing your mind. And it was, for the most part. But as it turned out (I discovered years later during an ebay search) they had ransacked her room. Taken her jewelry–giant amber beads from India, my great-grandmother’s delicate pearl necklace–and pawned what they could. When I confronted my father (who returned both aforementioned necklaces–but sold who knows what before I found out) he said it was to cover the cost of her living there. Which was confusing considering they had happily accepted my mother’s inheritance (which my grandmother gave up prior to her passing because we had no money and no options, my sister and I, so we went to her family looking for help) as payment for “housing” and “caretaking” despite the fact that she had been a productive–some might argue, the most productive– member of the community for 25 years and had never previously been asked to pay for room and board. And, didn’t that cover the cost? Then he said it was just so he could assess the “street” value of the jewelry but he had always intended to return the goods.

My sister handled the finances. I helped, but she was organized and efficient and incredible with the details. We were disgusted to be paying the community for what we felt she had earned after 25 years of service, of servitude. But, we had no other options at the time. Until we were so sickened with her care, or lack thereof, that we moved her into a home with a specialized (and locked) memory care unit. $5,595 a month. Her entire inheritance (minus the cost of her funeral) was gone by the time she was in the ground.

“He’s not a good man,” she’d finally said toward the end. Just before she lost all speech.

“No, mom. He’s not,” I’d acknowledged with such immense sadness and regret. Part of me wanted to lie and convince her that she hadn’t wasted her life following a man who couldn’t even be bothered to say a final goodbye when she was on her deathbed. I wanted to tell her her choices hadn’t all been misguided, that she had found meaning and beauty in her life.

But, all I could think about were the bruises on her wrists when I had come home from school one day, the red streaks on her jawbone after a misunderstanding with one of the other women, the fists pounding on her back as I screamed, “Please don’t kill my mom! Please!’ I remembered hiding behind locked doors, with pounding on the other end, the blacked out windows, and crouching under tables hiding from the cops who’d been called for the umpteenth time by the neighbors–which, it should be noted were half a mile away, but could still hear the screaming. I remembered running for the woods, memorizing escape routes, lessons in suicide, rantings of World War III. All I could see was years and years of of her wilting posture, hearing the screams and the “bitch, bitch, bitch” mantra of my dad’s diatribes. And I thought, this is good. It’s good that your illness has brought upon something real. Something true amidst all the make-believe. He was not good to you. He was not good to me. He was good to no one but himself.

And yet. Through it all. She was the most congenial person you’ve ever met. A ray of light through the blackest of nights. A positive presence even in the absence of hope. She was a problem-solver, a negotiator, a wily little thing who could get absolutely anyone to do absolutely anything. She had star quality. People wanted to be around her. She emitted confidence and tenacity. And, that smile. It could light up a room.

As my sister and I sang her Silent Night, she smiled up at us–as if to say, “I’m okay. I love you. Live and love and be happy.”–her eyes fluttered, half closed, face upturned, one hand in each of ours. She took her last labored breath. Exhaled, and died. Ten years ago.

I miss you every day, mom.

musical indoctrination

At dinner last night my daughter requested “Harry” which meant that she wanted to listen to Harry Nilsson. Of course I obliged —  he is, after all, one of my all-time favorite musicians. She recognized “Me and my Arrow” as being from The Point. She got particularly excited during the “Coconut” song, “That’s a funny song, Mama,” she kept saying. And, lost interest by “Without Her.” Which, I can’t blame her for. You really can’t dance to that one.

She then requested, “the corn song” which is code for Arthur Russel’s “Close My Eyes.” We listened to that song and a few others off the same record. We then moved on to Tusk, one of my favorite (underrated) Fleetwood Mac albums. Which, she adored. “Who’s this, Mama?” she kept asking.

“It’s Fleetwood Mac. Stevie Nicks is singing. She’s a really good singer, huh?”

“Mmm hmmm. Yep,” she’d say while vigorously shaking her head.

As a kid, I had zero exposure to my parents musical preferences, and no musical education. My life and the adults lives were kept totally separate. Separate bedrooms, separate dining rooms, separate kitchen areas. Separate worlds.

My dad fancied himself a humble and humorous person. And with those false conceptions of self, asked for a Birthday Roast for his 50th. I was nine years old. I didn’t hate him yet. I feared him. And, I didn’t understand him. But, I still craved his attention and love.

My sister and I decided to put together a little play for the party. Our “roast” of sorts. We came up with this skit in which we dressed up like flies and flew around touching things and making them “dirty, tainted, unclean, poison!”

“HP, HP!” we shouted. “Someone get the hydrogen peroxide and clean this! My daughter has touched it and now it is unclean!” we screamed in unison, flapping our arms wearing huge grins.

We thought it was hilarious. We didn’t quite understand the depths of just how twisted the whole thing was. His friends, community members, sat wide-eyed, jaws slackened. They could not believe what we were doing. Perhaps they were surprised and embarrassed that we had noticed how they treated us. Perhaps it highlighted for them just how messed up the dynamic between kids and adults was. Or, perhaps they were just struck by how sad it all seemed.

My kid got too close to my food, so now I can’t eat it. My child touched my hand so now I must wash it. My son sat in my chair and now it must be cleansed. My daughter entered the dining room, the door knob must be disinfected. My children dared pass the “invisible line” into the kitchen. They must be punished.

It took me years and years and years to feel comfortable going into anyone’s kitchen. And, when I did, I would wash my hands profusely before touching anything. I would get permission before opening the fridge or rummaging for a glass in the cabinet. I would linger, just at the edge of the kitchen and innocently ask for things. Like a wounded pet, begging for sustenance.

My mother’s hands were always red and rough. The skin on her knuckles would flake and peel and she had permanent callouses partly from the housework, but, mostly from how frequently she washed her hands.

We kept a bottle of hydrogen peroxide at the sink to spray on our bare hands every time we washed them. Dishes had to be separated by “mouth” and “stove” so that pots and pans were washed separately from things that had touched the human mouth. There were two separate dirty dish counters. One for kids and one for adults. Dishes had to be cleaned three times. Once, scrubbed in burning hot water and soap. Twice dipped in a bleach and hot water solution. And, thrice, run through the dishwasher on the longest and hottest setting.

Lettuce was triple-washed. Vegetables were grown only in our garden. No meat. No dairy. No processed goods. We baked our own bread. We ground our own flour. We soaked and cooked our own beans. This didn’t last forever. But, it was a long time before they started feeding the kids “typical” kid meals like lasagna and grilled cheese. The adults kept to a strict diet regimen. I was about seven years old, at a friends’ house for a playdate, when she opened a can of refried beans. She scooped the contents into a pot and heated it over the stove and I gagged at the stench. I thought she was playing a practical joke on me. Get the commune girl to eat cat food, that’ll be hilarious.

It wasn’t just food. It was exposure to anything outside of our 10-acre radius.

My dad was convinced that if you left the compound for any amount of time, particularly if you left unattended — without your designated buddy, who could vouch for your whereabouts and actions — you would most certainly return with AIDS.

He was sure of it.

You would contract AIDS and die of AIDS but not before infecting everyone else first.

Travel had to be authorized through him, activities required pre-approval, no adults were to leave alone (with or without kids) and anyone in his inner circle was not allowed to leave town for any period of time. Not for a dying father, the birth of a niece, a brother’s wedding, nothing. No exceptions. Or, you were out.

There were months, years even, where he was more lenient on these terms. He would concede some ground but then tightly pull in the reigns the next minute. There was no consistency from one year to the next. And, the women just had to keep figuring it out. Often through one of them making a mistake and shouldering the consequences.

I wonder how my life might have been different if I’d been allowed to go on some of the auditions I’d scored in Los Angeles or the family vacations with friends. If I’d been exposed to the outside world earlier and more fully.

Well, I wasn’t. But, I had my dream. My vision of life in New York. And, it got me through. Through elementary school, through the hellfire that was middle school. Through high school and into college. Beyond my mother’s illness and my own physical struggles. And, here I am.

Living my dream.

snack shack

When we were kids we used to go to this awful, polluted lake. Of course, we didn’t realize how polluted it was at the time. But, we probably should have. It was a man-made lagoon inside a gated community. I don’t really understand how or why my family decided that this was the best place to go (or how we managed entry every weekend??). I suspect we went because it was the closest place to go. Never mind the fact that we were just a few miles away from one of the most beautiful rivers in California. Three forks of stunning views, giant, hot rocks, fishing, canoeing and general good times. Unlike the piss-warm water we swam in, the river produced nice cool, snow-melt from Tahoe’s Sierra Nevada’s. The river was filled with minnow, trout and suckers, all harmless and skittish. Contrasting the lake’s giant catfish who had zero fear of humans and would frequently nibble your toes as you swam.

Despite all of this, as a kid I thought it was the greatest place. Sandy beaches, a floating dock, a playground, boats…and the snack shack. Now, growing up we weren’t allowed to eat sweets. No soda, no candy, no chips, no processed foods of any sort. The problem with this kind of avoidance is that it creates what all abstinence-only programs create. Immense desire.

I would save up pennies, nickels and dimes — change from couch cushions, payphones, sidewalks and store floors — to get those small, individually packaged, plastic-wrapped jolly ranchers. Watermelon, sour apple, cherry, they were all exotic and bursting with flavor. The intense sugary sensation stinging my throat and bringing tears to my eyes. They were five cents a pop and I would buy as many as I could. The only problem was that they all had to be consumed almost immediately and, obviously, I had no intention of sharing. If not eaten by day’s end they would melt in the hot sun, or worse (because a melted candy is still edible) they would get sand in their plastic creases and become too gross, even for a junky.

On occasion, we would be treated to a meal at the snack shack. If money wasn’t too tight and we’d all been perfectly behaved that day. Chicken fingers, french fries, stale chips with oozing, orange cheese-product. We felt just like the other kids. Eating their hot dogs and listening to the top 40 over distorted speakers, sitting at the picnic table, talking about their favorite t.v. shows and who’s pool party was the best. We felt like we were part of some larger human experience, the childhood we might have had. Hell, we felt American.

on grief

The funny thing about missing someone is that the sadness creeps in when you least expect it.

Last night I scoured the iTunes rentals for a fun Sunday night movie. On the hunt for a cheesy rom-com, as always. I love a good preview, so even after finding a few promising candidates, I continued to browse. About ten seconds into the preview for Salt I found myself tearing up. What is wrong with me? I thought. The Chris Farley documentary certainly, and rightfully, had tugged at the heart strings. But, an action film with some appalling rotten tomato score?

“We have to rent this,” I told my husband. “This is exactly what I want to watch tonight.”

My mom loved action films. And, that affection has definitely been passed down to me. Car chases can feel a little snoozy to me but otherwise, I am all in. I love the good guys beating the bad guys. I love a really well-delivered, cheesy one-liner. I love the exceptionally planned, choreographed fight scenes. The cinematography, the beautiful women, the exotic locations. I love the way vengeance is always a huge part of the plot line and how there’s always some super messed up character who’s flaws both get them into trouble but also, inevitably, help get them out of it.

I love the predictable arc, the (mostly) bad acting, the explosions and the being on the edge of my seat. I love the plot twists and the inevitable happy ending. I’m telling you, action films are really the best genre out there. They’ve got it all: mystery, romance, adventure. You cry, you laugh, you can experience every emotion in the course of two hours.

My mom and I used to stay up late watching Lethal Weapon, Die Hard and Beverly Hills Cop over and over again. The originals and all subsequent sequels. We’d re-watch all the Bond films and the variety of actors who played him over the course of the decades. Speed, Terminator, Total Recall, Enemy of the State, Bad Boys, Air Force One…she’d have loved the Bourne trilogy. Oh man, that would have been really fun to watch with her.

I don’t quite understand what it was that drew my uber-intelligent, sophisticated mom to the genre. Perhaps it was for all the same reasons I like it. Whatever the case, it was our special thing. Something we could do and enjoy together. Just the two of us.

Four of us girls had rooms in an upstairs space originally designed to be my father’s art studio. It had once been a giant, cavernous hall. When they built an entire barn (complete with a recording studio, library, three offices and a bright, open-plan painting space) to house my dad and his many obsessions, he graciously gave up his indoor studio so that five of us could move out of one room. The floor was divided into four tiny, strangely angular but glorious abodes. We got to choose which room we wanted based on age. I had third pick. I chose the “triangle room.” There was only one right angle in the entire space. And, it was full of small, unusable corners. It was amazing and I loved every inch of it.

There was a little lounge area — a living room of sorts — at the top of the stairs. It was probably about a 4×8 foot space. We’d squeeze in there, mom and I, squished up against each other on a beanbag on the floor, staring up at our small television screen perched (rather precariously) at the edge of the stairwell. There weren’t a lot of shared spaces amongst the kids and adults. This was a modest, carved-out space where we could just be. Together. Away from the chaos.

Inevitably, she would get called down for one reason or another throughout the course of the movie. Often, she would get into trouble because they couldn’t find her and no one thought to look up in the kids’ area until it was too late — dad had already lost his temper. She needed to (immediately) call so and so back about a painting sale, check the status of a bank account with her name on it, write a letter to my grandmother explaining why we needed more money, reach out to the local shops regarding donations, cold call the celebrity names (and numbers) we’d finagled out of a friend…there was always something that she needed to handle. Something only she could do. For whatever reason. And, someone was always in a rampage about it.

She would obediently head downstairs to put out the fire. Then, she’d sneak back upstairs, knock on my door and say, “Wanna watch a movie?” We’d put on a film — knowing she’d be called away half a dozen more times before the credits were rolling — and lay back, me eating a bowl of buttery popcorn and pretending, the both of us, that we were some normal family.

i’ve never heard my father’s voice on the telephone

“That’s a poem. Right there. What a strange thing,” my poetry professor said, breathing heavily, leaned forward in his gray, ikea swivel chair. We sat in his windowless office, each of us sucking in the same stale air. Beads of sweat ran down his balding temples as he wrung his hands, wiping them on his slacks every few minutes. It was the beginning of September but it was still hot. Swelteringly hot. And humid. Cicadas still whistled outside, the grass was limp with heat and I swear there were some confused fireflies still flitting about in the early evenings. Fall had not yet fallen in New York.

Why haven’t I taken a writing class? I wondered as I flipped through the course offerings the summer before my senior year. “You should really think about seeing one of our writing tutors,” my Environmental Studies professor had said after reading my first paper. I ignored his recommendation but continued to double or triple-load my coursework for the next three years. I agonized over which classes to take. I read and reread course descriptions, desperately trying to figure out which classes would be best suited to my particular interests at the time (environmentalism, social justice, policies and politics, latin american studies).

The start of my senior year of college hadn’t been easy. Summer had ended with the realization that my on-again, off-again boyfriend was a covert heroin addict. By mid-year my mother was actively dying from early-onset Alzheimers and I had undergone unsuccessful back surgery which left me in more rather than less pain. So, an easy course load, I decided, was the only way to get through the year. Poetry, photography and one more sociology course for good measure. One entitled, Protest & Art: How art has birthed movements and movements have birthed art. Or something to that effect. In my four years I had established myself as the social sciences darling. My professor had even asked me to sit in on the interviews and help him pare down the admittance list. But, this would be the year to take an art class, finally. And, a writing one too.

I spent my first few weeks of classes lying on the ground, having received approval from the office of Students with Disabilities. I hobbled in, explaining that lying prostrate on the floor was the only way that I could cope with the pain. I hadn’t responded well to the pain meds and was hesitant to pop pills anyhow. I’ve never been much of a medication person. I blame it on my hippie upbringing. A sacred physical vessel and all that.

“How is that possible?” Jeff asked, puzzled. “You have a relationship with him, right? By that I mean, he is in your life. You speak to him. You visit him when you’re back in California, yes?” he paused. “So, how do you make plans? Do you email him?”

“No,” I explained. “He doesn’t do anything directly.”

“What do you mean?” he asked. His interest piqued. I could see him floating ideas for his own poem. My strange upbringing and experience perfect fodder for his dark, human-experience poetry. “So…what would happen if you were to call and ask for him?”

“Well, I suppose that if he were available…and wanted to talk to me…that he would speak through one of the women.”

“Speak through them?! Like, a medium? Speak through them metaphysically?”

“No, no. Speak through them, literally,” I said, regretting having mentioned it at all. “No one would go and get him. But, if he happened to be in the main house when I called and felt inclined — for whatever reason — to say hello, then it would go something like this:

‘Say hi to dad for me.’

‘She says hello.’ the woman would say aloud to my dad who would be sitting down for lunch.

‘School’s going well. I’m really enjoying my poetry class,’ I might say.

‘She says she’s liking her poetry class,’ she would relay. Then she would either hold the phone up near my father so I could hear his response — provided he had one — or he would reply and she would paraphrase his words back to me. This would go on until our (very short) conversation came to a lull. At which point I would lie and say that I had to go and they would know that I was lying but be more than happy to oblige. And, I would say goodbye and they would yell ‘goodbye’ and that would be that,” I explained.

“Hmm,” Jeff squinted as he caressed his stubbly chin. His brow furrowed, hunched forward, dripping with perspiration.

“Yep. That’s what I meant when I said I’d never heard his voice on the phone. I don’t know, it’s just one of those weird quirky things, I guess. Not a big deal. I’m not sure how that gets worked into a poem. But, then again, what do I know about writing,” I admitted, biting the inside of my cheek and tasting the sweet metallic flavor of blood.

“Fascinating,” he continued. “Just fascinating. Do you have other stories like that? Other, as you say, ‘quirky’ tales from your childhood?”

“Um…I don’t know. Probably. Honestly, it didn’t really occur to me that it was weird until I said it out loud and you told me how strange that was.”

“Right. Right. Well, keep digging. Think back to a specific time in your life. Remember a smell. Or, a sensation. One word someone said. Poetry can come from anywhere. Read tomorrow’s headlines. Start there if you can’t come up with something from your own life. There’s always an interesting story. A beautiful headline. I want five poems by next week. Let’s pick back up in our conference next Wednesday.”

“Okay. Thanks,” I said with a half-smile and backed out of his door, winding my way through the dim corridor and out into the orange September sun.

but, you’re so young…

…and other things you should never say.

Full disclosure: I have said pretty much all of these things.

1. “But, you’re so young…” Shit happens. At any age. Don’t make someone feel crappy for having to deal with something terrible when they’re young. A dying parent, a chronic illness. This remark provides zero consolation and is a relative term that only proves you yourself have probably not had to deal with anything serious in your lifetime. Mazel tov. Keep it to yourself.

2. “The only thing that matters is that you and the baby are healthy.” Do NOT say this to a woman who has had an unplanned cesarean birth. It will make her feel like shit. It is not the only thing that matters. It is the most important thing, sure. But, do not diminish her (very valid) feelings by saying they aren’t relevant. It is possible to feel elated and heartbroken all at once. Let her know it’s okay to be sad. It’s normal to be upset when your birth plan does not go according to plan. Especially when your birth plan does not include being so high on special K that you do not even remember the moment your child came out of your body.

3. “You do not look (insert age here).” This is not a compliment. It is another way of saying, “you’re old but you don’t look too bad.” It’s shitty. Don’t say it. Not to a 30-year-old not to a 60-year-old. Just don’t. This goes for, “You look great for your age,” too.

4. “That must have been really hard.” If you are saying this, the answer is probably, “Yes, it was unbelievably, fucking hard.” Don’t tell people how they are feeling. Don’t project your judgment on their lives. Listen. If they’re struggling to name their emotions feel free to offer an adjective. Otherwise, just listen. Repeat their feelings back to them.

5. Don’t ask a million questions when someone doesn’t fit your model of “normal.” It’s offensive. It makes people feel like a freak in your personal freak show. Gender identity, sexual preferences, lifestyle choices…it’s just peoples lives. That’s all. It doesn’t feel weird for them. They exist in the world much in the same way you do (alone, misunderstood, taken for granted). Their choices, their childhoods, their preferences, theirs. Unless they’ve opened themselves up to the conversation, it’s off-limits. If you need drama, watch reality television. I can’t tell you how many nights I have spent providing the freak-cult-girl entertainment at parties. It’s exhausting.

6. This is not about saying the wrong thing. It’s about saying nothing. When a person loses someone they love don’t ignore them. Don’t assume that bringing it up will only upset them. Mention their loved one by name, in fact. Say something as simple as, “I’m so sorry for your loss.” Don’t pretend it isn’t happening. It’s the worst feeling in the world to be grieving for someone you love and to feel like no one around you has even noticed. Too often we worry about being insensitive or hurting someones feelings after a death. More often than not, it is the silence that is the most painful. I don’t know anyone who has lost a loved one and wanted silence. Parent, child, sibling, grandparent, friend. It’s terrible to be going through the world feeling empty and also feeling like everyone else is just the same, going about their business like your mom didn’t just die. It’s nice to know your pain and grief aren’t being ignored. It’s important to know that others miss them too. “I’m so sorry for your loss. Let me know if there’s anything I can do.” I don’t care if you mean it or not. Just say it. And, in the off-chance that a grieving person is capable of asking for specific help, do it. You will never feel better about yourself. Bringing a new parent a meal is wonderful. Bringing a grieving person a meal is unforgettable. They will never forget that kindness.

truth // present

“Well, I grew up on a commune, so I’m pretty immune to embarrassment and shame. I’ve sort of seen and heard it all.”

“Wow, that must have been very difficult growing up.”

“Well, it wasn’t easy. But, I’m not sure I know anyone who can say they had a particularly easy childhood. You know? Mine just sounds really extreme. Except maybe Megan!”

“Who?”

“Yeah, my friend Megan had a great childhood. Only child, wonderful parents. She had it good. They were always…”

“Let’s stick to you. Your life,” my therapist continued. “You were saying that you aren’t easily embarrassed.”

“Right, I mean, is that significant? Should we be talking about that?”

“We can talk about whatever you like. There are no rules.”

“Hmm. Okay. Well, I don’t really know how we can possibly cover everything. It’s a lot.”

“Shall we start from the beginning?”

“Oh. Really? The beginning was so long ago. Can’t we start with, you know, more recent events? It’s just that we’ll be here forever if I have to go back and tell you everything. I’m not trying to hide anything. I’m just saying that, you know, I mean, there’s not much to tell. Commune, lots of kids, lots of women, narcissistic, god-complex of a dad, doormat mom. All the usual stuff. Felt like an outsider my whole life, never felt like I fit in…anywhere. Um, you know, got made fun of a lot. Obviously. Had to lie for years. That was hard. And confusing. Um, yeah, there’s more but..jeez, I don’t know. Can we just skip to the part where my mom dies? I mean, that’s why I’m here. I’m down with talking about all the other stuff. But, that will just take over. There’s too much. There’s always too much once you start telling the truth.”

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